When your dog takes a walk and ends up in another galaxy.

The Alien Shrooms bandana is a cosmic carnival of one-eyed mushrooms, rainbow goo-beings, and leaves that definitely aren’t oregano. It’s black as deep space, dotted with stars, and crawling with colors that don’t technically exist in this dimension.

Perfect for dogs who:

• Bark at meteors like they can catch them

• Sniff wormholes instead of fire hydrants

• Treat grass time like a religious awakening

• Drool in Morse code only aliens understand

• Look like they just returned from Area 51 with secrets

This isn’t just a bandana: It’s a hall pass to the universe’s weirdest rave. Tie it on your pup and watch them channel pure extraterrestrial chaos.