Finally, a bandana that screams what your dog’s been trying to say with their eyes this whole time.

“Bitch” rendered in pure necro forest black metal typography, is for the four-legged hellspawn who lives for chaos, howls at nothing, and treats every mail carrier like a personal vendetta.

Stark black, cracked white ink, and zero apologies.

Not for good girls. Not for sitters. This is for the ones who chew leashes, judge you from the shadows, and drag you into the void one squirrel at a time.