Your dog has seen God, the void, and the 17th dimension — and they brought back snacks.

The Wagging Through Dimensions bandana is a portal printed in neon chaos, packed with eyes that never blink, suns that never set, and monsters that may or may not be your dog’s new best friends. It’s part cosmic acid trip, part Saturday morning cartoon gone wrong, and all drippy technicolor nonsense.

Perfect for dogs who:

• Bark at walls because they see through time

• Sniff butts across multiple realities

• Guard the house from entities no one else can see

• Eat grass like it’s interdimensional fuel

• Astral project during naps and return with drool

This isn’t apparel. It’s a key. A collar-mounted rift in space-time powered entirely by zoomies and beef-flavored chaos.

Tie it on, stand back, and watch your furry little god-tier traveler wag their way into realities the human brain isn’t meant to process.