This is what it looks like inside your dog’s head at all times.

Brain Goo is a full-spectrum meltdown — fluorescent swirls, neon chaos, and one drippy spiral-eyed smiley just barely holding it together. It’s part lava lamp, part fruit snack, part “did that couch just breathe?”

Perfect for dogs who zoom at 3 a.m., bark at shadows, or stare into space like they’ve unlocked a higher plane.

Slap it on, melt into the moment, and let your dog look exactly as unhinged as they feel.