It looks like your dog mugged a headshop and came back covered in neon.

The Foil Stickers bandana is a kaleidoscope of chaos: blunt-smoking aliens, three-eyed cats, angry mushrooms, stoner suns, rainbow skulls, and eyeballs that definitely know too much. It’s loud, it’s glowing, and it looks like it was pulled straight off the wall of a gas-station sticker rack at 3 a.m.

Perfect for dogs who:

• Bark at constellations like they’re old friends

• Collect vibes instead of tennis balls

• Shed static electricity and bad ideas

• Zoom like they’re chasing the universe itself

• Look like they just crash-landed from another dimension

This isn’t just a bandana: It’s a portable sticker bomb. Tie it on, stand back, and watch your dog become a walking hallucination.