Developed deep within a classified agency your vet denies exists, M.K.9 Ultra is the first wearable psychedelic experiment approved for canine consciousness expansion.

Melting smileys. All-seeing eyes. Suspicious tabs. This print is what happens when your dog chews through the fabric of reality and comes back wearing it.

This isn’t fashion.
It’s a side effect.

Recommended for dogs who bark at corners, chase vibrations, or seem just a little too aware. Slip it on, spark a conversation with the void, and prepare for unauthorized enlightenment.

⚠️ This product has not been evaluated by the FDA, the CIA, or any reputable kennel club.