Finally, a wingman who tells the truth.

The My Dad’s Got Issues bandana is a red flag in wearable form, broadcasting what every Tinder bio should already admit. Bold block letters, a sad face, and the kind of honesty that makes people either laugh, cry, or swipe left in real life.

Perfect for dogs who:

• Third-wheel every bad date

• Bark at commitment

• Judge every woman who comes over

• Cock their head like, “you’re really bringing her home?”

• Know dad’s baggage but love him anyway

It’s not just a bandana: It’s a cry for help disguised as dog fashion. Tie it on your pup, walk into the bar, and let them handle the icebreakers while you spiral with style.