These mushrooms aren’t food. They’re guides.

“Mycology” is what happens when the veil lifts and the forest starts making eye contact. Each cap is wide open, third eye blazing, fully tuned into the frequency where dogs and deities speak the same language.

Earthy greens. Ancient energy. Interdimensional mushrooms just vibing in the void, seeing you, seeing themselves, seeing everything.

Strap it on your dog and let them join the council of the spores. No leash, no ego, just one long, vibrating “ohhhhhhh.”