Father forgive them… but don’t forgive the dog!

The Priest bandana is a black-on-black sermon with a crisp white collar, made for four-legged fiends who will only heel for God. It’s the look of obedience wrapped around the neck of pure disobedience.

Perfect for dogs who:

• Bark in tongues at 3 a.m.

• Confess to 1eating drywall, then do it again

• Demand holy water in their water bowl and still knock it over

This isn’t a costume:  It’s an exorcism waiting to happen. One minute they’re blessing the house, the next they’re summoning something that shouldn’t be named.

Slip it on, light a candle, and let your furry little father strut down the block like they just hijacked Sunday mass.