Top dog. Loud mouth. Sealed lips.

The Alpha Bitch, Zero Snitch bandana is a neon proclamation that your pup is in charge of the pack and your secrets are safe in the vault. Weed leaves, emojis, donuts, and crowns scatter the backdrop like a stoner group chat gone feral. This isn’t just a look, it’s a whole mood board of dominance and denial.

Perfect for dogs who:

• Run the yard like it’s their kingdom

• Don’t just chase cats...  They collect enemies

• Side-eye everyone but spill nothing

• Bark orders but keep their owner’s dirt buried

• Demand snacks as tribute, not reward

This isn’t a fashion accessory. It’s a statement piece. Tie it on, roll up, and let your furry queenpin strut the block with boss energy and omertà-level silence.