Born wild, inked loud, and twice as salty.

This Son of a Bitch bandana drips with old-school tattoo flash: swallows, daggers, roses, ships, and one big middle paw to respectability. It’s equal parts boardwalk biker, dockside sailor, and neighborhood menace wrapped around your pup’s neck.

Perfect for dogs who:

• Bark like a drunken sailor at passing strangers

• Claim every fire hydrant as their personal anchor point

• Chew shoes, chew leashes, chew souls

• Would absolutely get a “MOM” tattoo if they had thumbs

• Strut like they’ve already been banned from three dive bars

This isn’t just a bandana- it’s a badge. A proclamation. A reminder to every other mutt on the block: they’re not just a dog… they’re somebody’s Son of a Bitch.